I Made a Very Mean World Cup Website

Most World Cup websites are doing schedule and score predictions, but I wanted a different angle: if a team gets eliminated, where does it go? So I made a World Cup funeral home. All teams start with gray flags, and you can't erect a tombstone until they're eliminated. Once a team is eliminated, the flag turns colorful, and users can erect a tombstone for them. You can choose the cause of death, write an epitaph, and sign the name of the person who erected the tombstone. When others click in, they can also offer flowers, light candles, burn incense, and write eulogies. The World Cup hasn't started yet, but Italy has already been admitted early. If your team gets eliminated, what epitaph would you write for them?